Momma: "B, when did you get so big?"
B: (Shrugs) "Friday morning." (Walks away)
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Momma: "I love you, B!"
B: "I love you back."
Momma: (Heart melts and she forgets all about the 36 hours it took to bring him into the world!)
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Momma: "B, hold my hand so we can cross the street."
B: (Quickly shoves hands in pockets) "I can't, my hands are full." (Shrugs)
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Momma: "B, check out this (free) toy I got you at work today. Do you like it?"
B: "It makes me 'ha-hee' (happy)."
Momma: (Heart melts and she forgets about the major tantrum he threw in Wal-Mart last week!)
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Momma: (Bends down for 2 seconds to pick something up off the floor)
B: (Quickly jumps on Momma's back) "Horsey ride. Horsey ride. Give me a horsey ride!"
Momma: (sighs....then gives in!)
B: "Wee-haa"
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Momma: "Pops had to get a shot today, ask him if he cried."
B: (shrugs) "He din't cry, he big boy."
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B: "Momma, I want pez."
Momma: "If you're a good boy while Momma finishes her shopping then I'll get you a pez."
B: (semi-loud and a tad annoyed) "I'm a big boy!"
Momma: "Good boy, not big boy"